29 files changed, 205 insertions(+), 139 deletions(-)

M _config.yml
A _quotes/2017-01-01-1.txt
A _quotes/2019-01-01-1.txt
A _quotes/2019-01-01-2.txt
A _quotes/2019-01-01-3.txt
A _quotes/2019-01-01-4.txt
A _quotes/2019-01-01-5.txt
A _quotes/2019-01-01-6.txt
A _quotes/2020-01-01-01.txt
A _quotes/2020-01-01-02.txt
A _quotes/2020-01-01-03.txt
A _quotes/2020-01-01-04.txt
A _quotes/2020-01-01-05.txt
A _quotes/2020-01-01-06.txt
A _quotes/2020-01-01-07.txt
A _quotes/2020-01-01-08.txt
A _quotes/2020-01-01-09.txt
A _quotes/2020-01-01-10.txt
A _quotes/2020-01-01-11.txt
A _quotes/2020-01-01-12.txt
A _quotes/2020-01-01-13.txt
A _quotes/2020-01-01-14.txt
A _quotes/2020-01-01-15.txt
A _quotes/2020-01-01-16.txt
A _quotes/2020-01-01-17.txt
A _quotes/2020-01-01-18.txt
A _quotes/2020-01-01-19.txt
M irc.md
A rss/quotes.xml

@@ 23,9 23,11 @@ redcarpet:
 collections:
   agora:
     output: true
+  guides:
+    output: true
   pages:
     output: true
-  guides:
+  quotes:
     output: true
 
 # page defaults

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+---
+---
+<tejr> i have been writing vim plugins
+<tejr> hel!!
+<tejr> s/l/lp/
+<ShadowM00n> and lo', he happen'd upon a vision
+<tejr> sir i perceive by this editor in my hand that i am condemned to configure and thence write pluggins and i find myself afraid to do the former and unable to do the latter
+<ShadowM00n> why not willing to configure, since this editor is attended to by so many options?
+<tejr> because i fear this ad-hoc, byzantine scripting language will sink me lower than the grave, and i shall fall into Topkek

@@ 0,0 1,6 @@
+---
+---
+
+<tyil> Dwarf: There’s big penises and there’s small penises, but the best penis of all...
+<tyil> is happenis
+<Dwarf> aw

@@ 0,0 1,4 @@
+---
+---
+
+<kline> the only time you scored above average on your tests was the chromosome count you fucking mongoloid

@@ 0,0 1,4 @@
+---
+---
+
+<kline> i had to sign my spoon back in at the end of training, sadly

@@ 0,0 1,4 @@
+---
+---
+
+<tyil> I only acknowledge things that fit my narrative to be upset

@@ 0,0 1,5 @@
+---
+---
+
+<ShadowM00n> there is no winning
+<ShadowM00n> only less losing

@@ 0,0 1,4 @@
+---
+---
+
+<Falson> There are no human "races" we are all same you fucking racist

@@ 0,0 1,19 @@
+---
+---
+
+<kyrio> i run everything as root
+<kyrio> i install new things to run as root daily
+<kyrio> all my permissions are 777
+<kyrio> i use apache behind nginx behind lighttpd
+<kyrio> actually i use cloudflare between each one
+<kyrio> ssh is enabled at every level
+<kyrio> i run php exclusively
+<kyrio> i use discord and tiktok on my iphone
+<kyrio> i prefer templeos
+<kyrio> i only buy intel
+<kyrio> my favorite windows version was ME
+<kyrio> internet explorer 6.0 was the best version and modern browsers can't compete
+<kyrio> reddit is the best website
+<kyrio> it should be illegal to have sex with anyone under age 21
+<kyrio> there is nothing better in life that smoking some weed and watching cartoons about pickles on my ipad while i eat a bowl of fruit loops
+<kyrio> i had a special adapter case shaped like nintendo's mario made for me by someone on etsy. it holds the 7 adapters that i need to listen to music on my iphone while i charge it. it only cost me $733, which i thought was a really great deal!

@@ 0,0 1,7 @@
+---
+---
+
+<Dwarf> It's full of naked anime girls :(
+<Dwarf> And dudes dressed up as naked anime girls
+<ShadowM00n> maybe you should leave
+<Dwarf> no :D

@@ 0,0 1,4 @@
+---
+---
+
+<RTB64> stop telling me what to use dude, Jesus

@@ 0,0 1,5 @@
+---
+---
+
+<tejr> Now why the fuck do you think I would know what any of this weeb shit means tyil
+<tyil> haha tejr go reee

@@ 0,0 1,6 @@
+---
+---
+
+<Wotac> i'm not an expert on this but i'm under the impression that suicide is very often a thought there
+<tyil> same
+<tyil> whenever I switch to this buffer, really

@@ 0,0 1,5 @@
+---
+---
+
+<tejr> The whole reason I come in here is so I can take the mask off and shriek autistically at things
+<ShadowM00n> which is why we keep mistaking him for tyil

@@ 0,0 1,8 @@
+---
+---
+
+<leonardus> i dont think .wang can be registered
+<tejr> It can!
+<leonardus> where?
+<ShadowM00n> internet
+<leonardus> oh, of course

@@ 0,0 1,4 @@
+---
+---
+
+<kline> hey man i know lots of poorly adjusted but technically capable people :^)

@@ 0,0 1,6 @@
+---
+---
+
+<Dwarf> imagine being American lmao
+<tyil> I'd rather not
+<Wotac> i think my imaginary self got shot immediately

@@ 0,0 1,10 @@
+---
+---
+
+<tejr> Time to count who talks the most in #sqt
+…  
+<tejr> ahaha tyil you are first by a huge margin
+<tejr> It's not even close
+<tejr> But, guess who's second
+<tyil> hitler?
+<Wotac> no that's third

@@ 0,0 1,4 @@
+---
+---
+
+<ShadowM00n> I have no idea what I'm doing, and it kind of makes me mad.

@@ 0,0 1,4 @@
+---
+---
+
+<Wotac> it's 2020, you can be gay even if you didn't see twilight

@@ 0,0 1,4 @@
+---
+---
+
+<tesla_> bro i just type `apt install x` and it works lol

@@ 0,0 1,4 @@
+---
+---
+
+<samcv> this place is just shit. asking if a piece of shit is left wing or right wing is just a weird look

@@ 0,0 1,7 @@
+---
+---
+
+<je_suis_libre> i'm now angry
+<je_suis_libre> this is how this channel works
+<kline> it's like nerd sniping
+<kline> except with incendiary rounds

@@ 0,0 1,7 @@
+---
+---
+
+<kline> just wanna say fuck mikrotik
+<Dwarf> i identify as a mikrotik router and I find this offensive
+<Wotac> i identify as TCP and i didn't really get that
+<Dwarf> ACK

@@ 0,0 1,8 @@
+---
+---
+
+<ProtoMan> herbstluftwm finally got proper floating windows, I have the perfect tiling wm now
+<tyil> nice
+<tyil> only took them like 10 years
+<ProtoMan> remind me what you've done in the past 10 years?
+<tyil> install gentoo

@@ 0,0 1,15 @@
+---
+---
+
+<tyil> how can I submit new genders to the gender database
+<tyil> I want perlgender to be a thing now
+<tejr> Perlgender people love having moustaches and wearing cowboy hats
+<tyil> they usually ramble in ways nobody outside the community can understand
+<tyil> outsiders refer to it as "linenoise"
+<tejr> They say shit like "chomp my hash" during sex
+<tyil> "oh yeah push your scalar into my list"
+<tyil> thats not illegal cuz she's an animation and I'm a human~
+<tyil> first name dora
+<tyil> last name FUCK
+<tejr> Another backpack, cuz I know you like to coordinate
+<ProtoMan> i've missed these high level conversations

@@ 0,0 1,5 @@
+---
+---
+
+<tyil> u seem like a white supremacist
+<Wotac> i can't tell if you meant that as a compliment

@@ 37,141 37,12 @@ experience with terminal programs.
 
 ## Shit #sqt says
 
-### 2020
-
-> <tyil> u seem like a white supremacist  
-> <Wotac> i can't tell if you meant that as a compliment  
-
-> <tyil> how can I submit new genders to the gender database  
-> <tyil> I want perlgender to be a thing now  
-> <tejr> Perlgender people love having moustaches and wearing cowboy hats  
-> <tyil> they usually ramble in ways nobody outside the community can understand  
-> <tyil> outsiders refer to it as "linenoise"  
-> <tejr> They say shit like "chomp my hash" during sex  
-> <tyil> "oh yeah push your scalar into my list"  
-> <tyil> thats not illegal cuz she's an animation and I'm a human~  
-> <tyil> first name dora  
-> <tyil> last name FUCK  
-> <tejr> Another backpack, cuz I know you like to coordinate  
-> <ProtoMan> i've missed these high level conversations  
-
-> <ProtoMan> herbstluftwm finally got proper floating windows, I have the
-> perfect tiling wm now  
-> <tyil> nice  
-> <tyil> only took them like 10 years  
-> <ProtoMan> remind me what you've done in the past 10 years?  
-> <tyil> install gentoo  
-
-> <kline> just wanna say fuck mikrotik  
-> <Dwarf> i identify as a mikrotik router and I find this offensive  
-> <Wotac> i identify as TCP and i didn't really get that  
-> <Dwarf> ACK  
-
-> <je\_suis\_libre> i'm now angry  
-> <je\_suis\_libre> this is how this channel works  
-> <kline> it's like nerd sniping  
-> <kline> except with incendiary rounds  
-
-> <samcv> this place is just shit. asking if a piece of shit is left wing
-> or right wing is just a weird look  
-
-> <tesla\_> bro i just type `apt install x` and it works lol  
-
-> <Wotac> it's 2020, you can be gay even if you didn't see twilight  
-
-> <ShadowM00n> I have no idea what I'm doing, and it kind of makes me
-> mad.  
-
-> <tejr> Time to count who talks the most in #sqt  
-> …  
-> <tejr> ahaha tyil you are first by a huge margin  
-> <tejr> It's not even close  
-> <tejr> But, guess who's second  
-> <tyil> hitler?  
-> <Wotac> no that's third  
-
-> <Dwarf> imagine being American lmao  
-> <tyil> I'd rather not  
-> <Wotac> i think my imaginary self got shot immediately  
-
-> <kline> hey man i know lots of poorly adjusted but technically capable
-> people :^)  
-
-> <leonardus> i dont think .wang can be registered  
-> <tejr> It can!  
-> <leonardus> where?  
-> <ShadowM00n> internet  
-> <leonardus> oh, of course  
-
-> <tejr> The whole reason I come in here is so I can take the mask off
-> and shriek autistically at things  
-> <ShadowM00n> which is why we keep mistaking him for tyil  
-
-> <Wotac> i'm not an expert on this but i'm under the impression that
-> suicide is very often a thought there  
-> <tyil> same  
-> <tyil> whenever I switch to this buffer, really  
-
-> <tejr> Now why the fuck do you think I would know what any of this weeb
-> shit means tyil  
-> <tyil> haha tejr go reee  
-
-> <RTB64> stop telling me what to use dude, Jesus  
-
-> <tejr> [I have no tools because I destroyed my tools with my tools](https://scholar.harvard.edu/files/mickens/files/thenightwatch.pdf)  
-> <leonardus> [https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/TnHJigNj/image.png](/assets/img/tejrs-tools.jpg)  
-
-> <Dwarf> It's full of naked anime girls :(  
-> <Dwarf> And dudes dressed up as naked anime girls  
-> <ShadowM00n> maybe you should leave  
-> <Dwarf> no :D  
-
-> <kyrio> i run everything as root  
-> <kyrio> i install new things to run as root daily  
-> <kyrio> all my permissions are 777  
-> <kyrio> i use apache behind nginx behind lighttpd  
-> <kyrio> actually i use cloudflare between each one  
-> <kyrio> ssh is enabled at every level  
-> <kyrio> i run php exclusively  
-> <kyrio> i use discord and tiktok on my iphone  
-> <kyrio> i prefer templeos  
-> <kyrio> i only buy intel  
-> <kyrio> my favorite windows version was ME  
-> <kyrio> internet explorer 6.0 was the best version and modern browsers can't compete  
-> <kyrio> reddit is the best website  
-> <kyrio> it should be illegal to have sex with anyone under age 21  
-> <kyrio> there is nothing better in life that smoking some weed and watching cartoons about pickles on my ipad while i eat a bowl of fruit loops  
-> <kyrio> i had a special adapter case shaped like nintendo's mario made for me by someone on etsy. it holds the 7 adapters that i need to listen to music on my iphone while i charge it. it only cost me $733, which i thought was a really great deal!  
-
-### 2019
-
-> <Falson> There are no human "races" we are all same you fucking racist  
-
-> <ShadowM00n> there is no winning  
-> <ShadowM00n> only less losing  
-
-> <tyil> I only acknowledge things that fit my narrative to be upset  
-
-> <kline> i had to sign my spoon back in at the end of training, sadly  
-
-> <kline> the only time you scored above average on your tests was the
-> chromosome count you fucking mongoloid  
-
-> <tyil> Dwarf: There’s big penises and there’s small penises, but the
-> best penis of all...  
-> <tyil> is happenis  
-> <Dwarf> aw  
-
-### 2017
-
-> <tejr> i have been writing vim plugins  
-> <tejr> hel!!  
-> <tejr> s/l/lp/  
-> <ShadowM00n> and lo', he happen'd upon a vision  
-> <tejr> sir i perceive by this editor in my hand that i am condemned to
-> configure and thence write pluggins and i find myself afraid to do the former
-> and unable to do the latter  
-> <ShadowM00n> why not willing to configure, since this editor is
-> attended to by so many options?  
-> <tejr> because i fear this ad-hoc, byzantine scripting language will
-> sink me lower than the grave, and i shall fall into Topkek  
+{% assign quotes = site.quotes | sort: 'name' | reverse %}
+{% for quote in quotes %}
+    {% assign this_year = quote.date | date: "%Y" %}
+    {% if this_year != prev_year %}
+### {{ this_year }}
+    {% endif %}
+    {% highlight text %}{{ quote.content }}{% endhighlight %}
+    {% assign prev_year = quote.date | date: "%Y" %}
+{% endfor %}

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+---
+layout: null
+---
+{% assign quotes = site.quotes | sort: 'date' | reverse %}<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
+<rss version="2.0">
+	<channel>
+		<title>{{ site.title | xml_escape }}</title>
+		<description>{{ site.description | strip | xml_escape }}</description>
+		<link>{{ site.baseurl | prepend: site.url | xml_escape }}</link>
+		<language>en</language>
+		<managingEditor>{{ site.email | xml_escape }} ({{ site.author | xml_escape }})</managingEditor>
+		<webMaster>{{ site.email | xml_escape }} ({{ site.author | xml_escape }})</webMaster>
+		<pubDate>{{ site.time | date_to_rfc822 | xml_escape }}</pubDate>
+		<docs>https://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification</docs>
+		<ttl>180</ttl>
+		<generator>Jekyll v{{ jekyll.version | xml_escape }}</generator>{% for quote in quotes limit:10 %}
+		<item>
+			<title>{{ quote.title | xml_escape }}</title>
+			<guid isPermaLink="true">{{ quote.url | prepend: site.baseurl | prepend: site.url | xml_escape }}</guid>
+			<pubDate>{{ quote.date | date_to_rfc822 | xml_escape }}</pubDate>
+			<link>{{ quote.url | prepend: site.baseurl | prepend: site.url | xml_escape }}</link>
+			<description>{{ quote.content | newline_to_br | xml_escape }}</description>
+		</item>{% endfor %}
+	</channel>
+</rss>