~tyil/www-fglt.nl

fdcda6ba39f6e046d72f91ab25fc1c2996bddfc0 — Patrick Spek 29 days ago 821e656
Split up quotes into individual files

This mainly allows us to have an RSS feed of the quotes too.
M _config.yml => _config.yml +3 -1
@@ 23,9 23,11 @@ redcarpet:
collections:
  agora:
    output: true
  guides:
    output: true
  pages:
    output: true
  guides:
  quotes:
    output: true

# page defaults

A _quotes/2017-01-01-1.txt => _quotes/2017-01-01-1.txt +9 -0
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<tejr> i have been writing vim plugins
<tejr> hel!!
<tejr> s/l/lp/
<ShadowM00n> and lo', he happen'd upon a vision
<tejr> sir i perceive by this editor in my hand that i am condemned to configure and thence write pluggins and i find myself afraid to do the former and unable to do the latter
<ShadowM00n> why not willing to configure, since this editor is attended to by so many options?
<tejr> because i fear this ad-hoc, byzantine scripting language will sink me lower than the grave, and i shall fall into Topkek

A _quotes/2019-01-01-1.txt => _quotes/2019-01-01-1.txt +6 -0
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<tyil> Dwarf: There’s big penises and there’s small penises, but the best penis of all...
<tyil> is happenis
<Dwarf> aw

A _quotes/2019-01-01-2.txt => _quotes/2019-01-01-2.txt +4 -0
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<kline> the only time you scored above average on your tests was the chromosome count you fucking mongoloid

A _quotes/2019-01-01-3.txt => _quotes/2019-01-01-3.txt +4 -0
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<kline> i had to sign my spoon back in at the end of training, sadly

A _quotes/2019-01-01-4.txt => _quotes/2019-01-01-4.txt +4 -0
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<tyil> I only acknowledge things that fit my narrative to be upset

A _quotes/2019-01-01-5.txt => _quotes/2019-01-01-5.txt +5 -0
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<ShadowM00n> there is no winning
<ShadowM00n> only less losing

A _quotes/2019-01-01-6.txt => _quotes/2019-01-01-6.txt +4 -0
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<Falson> There are no human "races" we are all same you fucking racist

A _quotes/2020-01-01-01.txt => _quotes/2020-01-01-01.txt +19 -0
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<kyrio> i run everything as root
<kyrio> i install new things to run as root daily
<kyrio> all my permissions are 777
<kyrio> i use apache behind nginx behind lighttpd
<kyrio> actually i use cloudflare between each one
<kyrio> ssh is enabled at every level
<kyrio> i run php exclusively
<kyrio> i use discord and tiktok on my iphone
<kyrio> i prefer templeos
<kyrio> i only buy intel
<kyrio> my favorite windows version was ME
<kyrio> internet explorer 6.0 was the best version and modern browsers can't compete
<kyrio> reddit is the best website
<kyrio> it should be illegal to have sex with anyone under age 21
<kyrio> there is nothing better in life that smoking some weed and watching cartoons about pickles on my ipad while i eat a bowl of fruit loops
<kyrio> i had a special adapter case shaped like nintendo's mario made for me by someone on etsy. it holds the 7 adapters that i need to listen to music on my iphone while i charge it. it only cost me $733, which i thought was a really great deal!

A _quotes/2020-01-01-02.txt => _quotes/2020-01-01-02.txt +7 -0
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<Dwarf> It's full of naked anime girls :(
<Dwarf> And dudes dressed up as naked anime girls
<ShadowM00n> maybe you should leave
<Dwarf> no :D

A _quotes/2020-01-01-03.txt => _quotes/2020-01-01-03.txt +4 -0
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<RTB64> stop telling me what to use dude, Jesus

A _quotes/2020-01-01-04.txt => _quotes/2020-01-01-04.txt +5 -0
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<tejr> Now why the fuck do you think I would know what any of this weeb shit means tyil
<tyil> haha tejr go reee

A _quotes/2020-01-01-05.txt => _quotes/2020-01-01-05.txt +6 -0
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<Wotac> i'm not an expert on this but i'm under the impression that suicide is very often a thought there
<tyil> same
<tyil> whenever I switch to this buffer, really

A _quotes/2020-01-01-06.txt => _quotes/2020-01-01-06.txt +5 -0
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<tejr> The whole reason I come in here is so I can take the mask off and shriek autistically at things
<ShadowM00n> which is why we keep mistaking him for tyil

A _quotes/2020-01-01-07.txt => _quotes/2020-01-01-07.txt +8 -0
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<leonardus> i dont think .wang can be registered
<tejr> It can!
<leonardus> where?
<ShadowM00n> internet
<leonardus> oh, of course

A _quotes/2020-01-01-08.txt => _quotes/2020-01-01-08.txt +4 -0
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<kline> hey man i know lots of poorly adjusted but technically capable people :^)

A _quotes/2020-01-01-09.txt => _quotes/2020-01-01-09.txt +6 -0
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<Dwarf> imagine being American lmao
<tyil> I'd rather not
<Wotac> i think my imaginary self got shot immediately

A _quotes/2020-01-01-10.txt => _quotes/2020-01-01-10.txt +10 -0
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<tejr> Time to count who talks the most in #sqt
<tejr> ahaha tyil you are first by a huge margin
<tejr> It's not even close
<tejr> But, guess who's second
<tyil> hitler?
<Wotac> no that's third

A _quotes/2020-01-01-11.txt => _quotes/2020-01-01-11.txt +4 -0
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<ShadowM00n> I have no idea what I'm doing, and it kind of makes me mad.

A _quotes/2020-01-01-12.txt => _quotes/2020-01-01-12.txt +4 -0
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<Wotac> it's 2020, you can be gay even if you didn't see twilight

A _quotes/2020-01-01-13.txt => _quotes/2020-01-01-13.txt +4 -0
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<tesla_> bro i just type `apt install x` and it works lol

A _quotes/2020-01-01-14.txt => _quotes/2020-01-01-14.txt +4 -0
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<samcv> this place is just shit. asking if a piece of shit is left wing or right wing is just a weird look

A _quotes/2020-01-01-15.txt => _quotes/2020-01-01-15.txt +7 -0
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<je_suis_libre> i'm now angry
<je_suis_libre> this is how this channel works
<kline> it's like nerd sniping
<kline> except with incendiary rounds

A _quotes/2020-01-01-16.txt => _quotes/2020-01-01-16.txt +7 -0
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<kline> just wanna say fuck mikrotik
<Dwarf> i identify as a mikrotik router and I find this offensive
<Wotac> i identify as TCP and i didn't really get that
<Dwarf> ACK

A _quotes/2020-01-01-17.txt => _quotes/2020-01-01-17.txt +8 -0
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<ProtoMan> herbstluftwm finally got proper floating windows, I have the perfect tiling wm now
<tyil> nice
<tyil> only took them like 10 years
<ProtoMan> remind me what you've done in the past 10 years?
<tyil> install gentoo

A _quotes/2020-01-01-18.txt => _quotes/2020-01-01-18.txt +15 -0
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<tyil> how can I submit new genders to the gender database
<tyil> I want perlgender to be a thing now
<tejr> Perlgender people love having moustaches and wearing cowboy hats
<tyil> they usually ramble in ways nobody outside the community can understand
<tyil> outsiders refer to it as "linenoise"
<tejr> They say shit like "chomp my hash" during sex
<tyil> "oh yeah push your scalar into my list"
<tyil> thats not illegal cuz she's an animation and I'm a human~
<tyil> first name dora
<tyil> last name FUCK
<tejr> Another backpack, cuz I know you like to coordinate
<ProtoMan> i've missed these high level conversations

A _quotes/2020-01-01-19.txt => _quotes/2020-01-01-19.txt +5 -0
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<tyil> u seem like a white supremacist
<Wotac> i can't tell if you meant that as a compliment

M irc.md => irc.md +9 -138
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## Shit #sqt says

### 2020

> &lt;tyil&gt; u seem like a white supremacist  
> &lt;Wotac&gt; i can't tell if you meant that as a compliment  

> &lt;tyil&gt; how can I submit new genders to the gender database  
> &lt;tyil&gt; I want perlgender to be a thing now  
> &lt;tejr&gt; Perlgender people love having moustaches and wearing cowboy hats  
> &lt;tyil&gt; they usually ramble in ways nobody outside the community can understand  
> &lt;tyil&gt; outsiders refer to it as "linenoise"  
> &lt;tejr&gt; They say shit like "chomp my hash" during sex  
> &lt;tyil&gt; "oh yeah push your scalar into my list"  
> &lt;tyil&gt; thats not illegal cuz she's an animation and I'm a human~  
> &lt;tyil&gt; first name dora  
> &lt;tyil&gt; last name FUCK  
> &lt;tejr&gt; Another backpack, cuz I know you like to coordinate  
> &lt;ProtoMan&gt; i've missed these high level conversations  

> &lt;ProtoMan&gt; herbstluftwm finally got proper floating windows, I have the
> perfect tiling wm now  
> &lt;tyil&gt; nice  
> &lt;tyil&gt; only took them like 10 years  
> &lt;ProtoMan&gt; remind me what you've done in the past 10 years?  
> &lt;tyil&gt; install gentoo  

> &lt;kline&gt; just wanna say fuck mikrotik  
> &lt;Dwarf&gt; i identify as a mikrotik router and I find this offensive  
> &lt;Wotac&gt; i identify as TCP and i didn't really get that  
> &lt;Dwarf&gt; ACK  

> &lt;je\_suis\_libre&gt; i'm now angry  
> &lt;je\_suis\_libre&gt; this is how this channel works  
> &lt;kline&gt; it's like nerd sniping  
> &lt;kline&gt; except with incendiary rounds  

> &lt;samcv&gt; this place is just shit. asking if a piece of shit is left wing
> or right wing is just a weird look  

> &lt;tesla\_&gt; bro i just type `apt install x` and it works lol  

> &lt;Wotac&gt; it's 2020, you can be gay even if you didn't see twilight  

> &lt;ShadowM00n&gt; I have no idea what I'm doing, and it kind of makes me
> mad.  

> &lt;tejr&gt; Time to count who talks the most in #sqt  
> …  
> &lt;tejr&gt; ahaha tyil you are first by a huge margin  
> &lt;tejr&gt; It's not even close  
> &lt;tejr&gt; But, guess who's second  
> &lt;tyil&gt; hitler?  
> &lt;Wotac&gt; no that's third  

> &lt;Dwarf&gt; imagine being American lmao  
> &lt;tyil&gt; I'd rather not  
> &lt;Wotac&gt; i think my imaginary self got shot immediately  

> &lt;kline&gt; hey man i know lots of poorly adjusted but technically capable
> people :^)  

> &lt;leonardus&gt; i dont think .wang can be registered  
> &lt;tejr&gt; It can!  
> &lt;leonardus&gt; where?  
> &lt;ShadowM00n&gt; internet  
> &lt;leonardus&gt; oh, of course  

> &lt;tejr&gt; The whole reason I come in here is so I can take the mask off
> and shriek autistically at things  
> &lt;ShadowM00n&gt; which is why we keep mistaking him for tyil  

> &lt;Wotac&gt; i'm not an expert on this but i'm under the impression that
> suicide is very often a thought there  
> &lt;tyil&gt; same  
> &lt;tyil&gt; whenever I switch to this buffer, really  

> &lt;tejr&gt; Now why the fuck do you think I would know what any of this weeb
> shit means tyil  
> &lt;tyil&gt; haha tejr go reee  

> &lt;RTB64&gt; stop telling me what to use dude, Jesus  

> &lt;tejr&gt; [I have no tools because I destroyed my tools with my tools](https://scholar.harvard.edu/files/mickens/files/thenightwatch.pdf)  
> &lt;leonardus&gt; [https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/TnHJigNj/image.png](/assets/img/tejrs-tools.jpg)  

> &lt;Dwarf&gt; It's full of naked anime girls :(  
> &lt;Dwarf&gt; And dudes dressed up as naked anime girls  
> &lt;ShadowM00n&gt; maybe you should leave  
> &lt;Dwarf&gt; no :D  

> &lt;kyrio&gt; i run everything as root  
> &lt;kyrio&gt; i install new things to run as root daily  
> &lt;kyrio&gt; all my permissions are 777  
> &lt;kyrio&gt; i use apache behind nginx behind lighttpd  
> &lt;kyrio&gt; actually i use cloudflare between each one  
> &lt;kyrio&gt; ssh is enabled at every level  
> &lt;kyrio&gt; i run php exclusively  
> &lt;kyrio&gt; i use discord and tiktok on my iphone  
> &lt;kyrio&gt; i prefer templeos  
> &lt;kyrio&gt; i only buy intel  
> &lt;kyrio&gt; my favorite windows version was ME  
> &lt;kyrio&gt; internet explorer 6.0 was the best version and modern browsers can't compete  
> &lt;kyrio&gt; reddit is the best website  
> &lt;kyrio&gt; it should be illegal to have sex with anyone under age 21  
> &lt;kyrio&gt; there is nothing better in life that smoking some weed and watching cartoons about pickles on my ipad while i eat a bowl of fruit loops  
> &lt;kyrio&gt; i had a special adapter case shaped like nintendo's mario made for me by someone on etsy. it holds the 7 adapters that i need to listen to music on my iphone while i charge it. it only cost me $733, which i thought was a really great deal!  

### 2019

> &lt;Falson&gt; There are no human "races" we are all same you fucking racist  

> &lt;ShadowM00n&gt; there is no winning  
> &lt;ShadowM00n&gt; only less losing  

> &lt;tyil&gt; I only acknowledge things that fit my narrative to be upset  

> &lt;kline&gt; i had to sign my spoon back in at the end of training, sadly  

> &lt;kline&gt; the only time you scored above average on your tests was the
> chromosome count you fucking mongoloid  

> &lt;tyil&gt; Dwarf: There’s big penises and there’s small penises, but the
> best penis of all...  
> &lt;tyil&gt; is happenis  
> &lt;Dwarf&gt; aw  

### 2017

> &lt;tejr&gt; i have been writing vim plugins  
> &lt;tejr&gt; hel!!  
> &lt;tejr&gt; s/l/lp/  
> &lt;ShadowM00n&gt; and lo', he happen'd upon a vision  
> &lt;tejr&gt; sir i perceive by this editor in my hand that i am condemned to
> configure and thence write pluggins and i find myself afraid to do the former
> and unable to do the latter  
> &lt;ShadowM00n&gt; why not willing to configure, since this editor is
> attended to by so many options?  
> &lt;tejr&gt; because i fear this ad-hoc, byzantine scripting language will
> sink me lower than the grave, and i shall fall into Topkek  
{% assign quotes = site.quotes | sort: 'name' | reverse %}
{% for quote in quotes %}
    {% assign this_year = quote.date | date: "%Y" %}
    {% if this_year != prev_year %}
### {{ this_year }}
    {% endif %}
    {% highlight text %}{{ quote.content }}{% endhighlight %}
    {% assign prev_year = quote.date | date: "%Y" %}
{% endfor %}

A rss/quotes.xml => rss/quotes.xml +25 -0
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layout: null
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{% assign quotes = site.quotes | sort: 'date' | reverse %}<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<rss version="2.0">
	<channel>
		<title>{{ site.title | xml_escape }}</title>
		<description>{{ site.description | strip | xml_escape }}</description>
		<link>{{ site.baseurl | prepend: site.url | xml_escape }}</link>
		<language>en</language>
		<managingEditor>{{ site.email | xml_escape }} ({{ site.author | xml_escape }})</managingEditor>
		<webMaster>{{ site.email | xml_escape }} ({{ site.author | xml_escape }})</webMaster>
		<pubDate>{{ site.time | date_to_rfc822 | xml_escape }}</pubDate>
		<docs>https://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification</docs>
		<ttl>180</ttl>
		<generator>Jekyll v{{ jekyll.version | xml_escape }}</generator>{% for quote in quotes limit:10 %}
		<item>
			<title>{{ quote.title | xml_escape }}</title>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">{{ quote.url | prepend: site.baseurl | prepend: site.url | xml_escape }}</guid>
			<pubDate>{{ quote.date | date_to_rfc822 | xml_escape }}</pubDate>
			<link>{{ quote.url | prepend: site.baseurl | prepend: site.url | xml_escape }}</link>
			<description>{{ quote.content | newline_to_br | xml_escape }}</description>
		</item>{% endfor %}
	</channel>
</rss>