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        <h1>Dirt foul and booty</h1>
        <p>Witness the loose fit, nicotine filled, testosterone fueled, middle aged Black Dragon superhero having all the fun in the world throwing punches in the air. <a href="#more" title="Read more" hidden>More &rsaquo;</a></p>
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          <p>The out of control posturing of a man immersing himself in self ridicule in a desperate attempt to at the same time scare his critics, outperform his anatomy, and spiritually dress up his image.</p>
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