#mallocai

Accelerate your C development with mallocai(tm). No more sizeof needed, no more janky string math. Just the sweet, sweet smell of the earth burning under the weight of hundreds of billions of parameters and [*** this information is proprietary ***] of training data.

int *numbers = mallocai("5 integers");
// this is definitely enough memory for 5 integers, right?

Okay, this is actually just That Tweet about mallocPlusAI, except it actually uses Claude instead because fuck OpenAI. Built on top of libcurl + yyjson.

Please don't use this.