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60bcb8db5ee99209beb1c17937a464dce1dff07e — Moritz Poldrack 1 year, 2 months ago b0d9b03
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title: "Managers should stay out of IT"
description: "Why business decisions are rarely good for the product"
date: 2023-08-11
type: "post"
tags: ['rant', 'opinion']
---

I now had the pleasure to enjoy working in teams of various sizes. From
literally 5-people-startups to thousands-of-employees-corporations I dare say
I have seen quite a bit of variance for someone my age. One unfortunate
constant that has been the source of headaches in all of them, were managers.

Managers have one simple task and one more complex: make sure we turn a profit
and make sure that everything works. Unfortunately, these goals a diametrically
opposed to one another. Making sure that everything works, while generating the
money in the first place[^1], also costs money and that's where priorities come in.

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Every manager in IT has to weigh costs and benefits; That's literally their
job. Of course there are things that a manager has to say "no" to, features to
reject, money to withhold. The important thing while doing that, is to listen
to the expertâ„¢. Does your head-admin tell you that some disks need replacement?
Better order those disks. If in doubt, get a second opinion on whether it's
really necessary, or if it will bring a noticeable benefit.

An important thing to realise that it's not only monetary capital you're
managing: you're also managing "human capital"[^2]. Remember that it's not you
generating the value, it's the guys you are supposed to be managing, or maybe
even someone down the line. Sure, IT-people really like to go wild "let's
migrate to a graph DB", "we could shave dozens of microseconds of this
processing", "look at this architecture!", we've all heard it, we've all done
it. It's your job to direct their enthusiasm and creativity, so they can
optimally create the value you can submit a report on while they stay motivated
and happy.

Making your team happy can be directly profitable like when they try to come up
with new products or improve existing ones, but at times their endeavours might
be unprofitable but educational. This also has value. It's not as easy as
refilling the cookie-jar on a regular basis or supply free coffee[^3].

The magic words here are "employee retention". If you don't keep them happy,
they will look for someone else, who will. This means you have to hire,
onboard, and supply a new employee instead of keeping one who's already
familiar with your environment.

How do you explain this to your manager? Dunno, ask a manager that understood
this.

[^1]: Isn't it funny how there seems to be an inverse correlation between
      productive work and power? Or productive work and salary?
[^2]: got to swallow my vomit for a second there
[^3]: do that though, especially the cookie jar should always be filled

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