West Michigan, USA


We start, around the turn of the millenium, with a dot on the map: a small city where tickets to the local cinema cost only two dollars. Just outside city limits sat a parsonage, inwhich memorable history was being formed:

"That's so easy, even Zach can read it!" called one of the others.

Now, others there were, in contrast to the big people, who, here, seemed to run the joint by joint-ownership.

I was beckoned toward a newspaper, where a three-panel cartoon was being indicated.

"Here, read this!"

My first test of skill... would I succeed, proving my capability, or fail, showing the known universe that I was most inferior.

Panel 1: Garfield sits on the counter, saying "Zzzzzzzz" Panel 2: Garfield is still sitting on the counter, Jon is watching. Garfield says "Zzzzzzzz" Panel 3: Jon breaks the pattern of Zee's, and says ________...

I couldn't do it. I was the only person who didn't know how to read.


Floating on-screen picker to complement your wayland on-screen keyboard.


gemini frontend for apkbrowser


Personal Website Static Site generator


Invitation landing page for XMPP (without javascript!)


Documentation for [MusicDir](http://musicdir.zachdecook.com)


package unencumbered music: inspired by martijn's setup


PHP implementation of BARE messages.


Fork of ~grmat/statusbar todo: send patches to https://lists.sr.ht/~grmat/otf-statusbar


WIP project to replace nerdfonts with a scalablefont-2 font


Programs to chain off of a swipe-outputting virtual keyboard.


Song website for putting guitar chords on


Solve gurgle [wordle] puzzles in a unix-like way


check dates on gemini pages: a simpler replacement for spacewalk


Create (rough) scalablefont-2 font from ascii art

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